now i’m a cowboy with two six-shooters and a ten-gallon hat. watch out bad guys, cowboy fuddles is in town, and this is a one-cat town! i’ll ride you right out of town on my trusty steed! i would probably need a ladder to get on my horse, but that’s alright…
and after i run those bad hombres out of town, i’ll go to the saloon to see my gal and have a lemonade in one of those tall glasses with the sudsy stuff going over the top.
hey, i smell dinner cooking! maybe mom is making grits tonight! cowboys love grits! i don’t even know what grits are actually, but i bet they’re really yummy!