now i’m a soccer star! i run and jump like the greatest athletes on the planet, running like a cheetah with the ball at my feet and kicking the ball between those big posts and into the net. when i do that i celebrate by taking my shirt off and tossing it into the crowd of adoring fans.
when the game is over i go into the locker room and gobble down a big bowl of linguini with shrimp in a pesto sauce. yummy! it’s making me hungry already!