now i’m a gardener. i grow all sorts of goodies- not the usual stuff like tomatoes and carrots. i grow parsley root, bulb fennel and radishes. parsnips and paddypan squash and snake cucumber. i even tried ichiban eggplant just because it sounds like ichabod crane!
i don’t know what any of it is, but i like the names so i just plant it in the dirt and see what comes out. when they’re grown i dig them up toss them all on a big platter, mix in a bunch of garlic and alfalfa sprouts and drench it with bleu cheese dressing. can you say yummy?!