Policeman Fuddles

i’m a police officer, taking a well-deserved break from saving lives and keeping law and order. i’m on my feet all day long, chasing bad guys, stopping traffic so old ladies can cross the street, and making sure my beat stays safe.

just this morning i foiled a bank robbery. 3 suspicious-looking characters entered our local bank where our good citizens keep their hard-earned money, so i followed them in. i thought they were suspicious because they wore halloween masks, and it isn’t halloween yet. i can’t be fooled that easily!

i told them to reach for the sky, (even though we were inside the bank,) and i patted them down and took their weapons. i could have called for back-ups, but  i could handle them by myself. the biggest one thought he was a tough guy and tried to sucker punch me out. but i jumped aside and rabbit punched him in the gut and sent him crashing to the carpet.

so now i’m talking a break. i have to fortify myself, because there are more bad guys to take down and peple to save, and dinner is a long way off. we’re having irish stew- any cop’s favorite!

meow.

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