i’m a painter. i wear a fancy artist cap and splosh paint all over myself and on the ground and on the easel. some paint even lands on the canvas! i always look very serious when i paint, because painting is serious stuff, and real artists always look very serious, like they have big serious thoughts in their heads.
i have lots of serious thoughts, like what’s for dinner tonight. i concentrate really hard as i paint because tonight it’s tuna casserole with noodles and parmesan on a creamy mushroom sauce.
mee-ow!
