when mom cleans the floor it gets all shiny and slippery, and i love to go sliding around the house. i pretend i’m doing a floor routine with lots of people watching and beautiful music blaring as i swirl around the couch. i can’t make myself stop, so i smash into the walls and furniture, and my tummy just bounces me right back.
all that bouncing makes me so hungry, and we’re having fish sticks with really tart tartar sauce tonight! and chocolate chip ice cream with hot fudge for dessert! oh boy!