i’m a pirate with my captured booty! i stormed the beach from my pirate ship and fought back the bushes and twigs and thorny twines with my dagger. it was a vicious fight, but i’m a blood thirsty pirate, and i got the loot!
actually, i’m a thirsty pirate. and a hungry one too, so i’m gonna eat my booty now, starting with a hunky barbequed turkey leg with gravy, followed by a chocolate cupcake with lemon frosting!