i love it when mom waxes the floor! then i can twirl around like a synchronized swimmer with my reflection. i take a running jump and then i belly flop onto the floor and i zip all the way across the living room smack into the couch! i never move so fast when i run.
after i play a while, my fur gets all slick, like i put some oil on it. and then i strut around in the backyard, showing off my slick backside for the squirrels and birds.
all that activity works up a huge appetite, so then i have to take a nap and daydream about lunch. i’m dreaming about swedish pancakes! they’re made with sour cream and lots of eggs and powdered sugar on top!