i chase the pesky squirrels to keep them out of my yard they always climb the avocado tree and steal my family’s avocados. i keep finding half-eaten avocados lying in the grass. what a waste! sometimes they even drop one on my head- ouch! i can’t stand those squirrels!
so i chase them away whenever they’re on the ground. but they’re so darn fast! and i get tired pretty quickly. those darn squirrels. if i wasn’t so fat, i’d chase them right out of the neighborhood and teach them some lessons!
but then i’d be really tired. and hungry too! and tonight we’re having a big cobb salad with avocados, (not the half-eaten ones the squirrels left,) and chicken and bleu cheese and bacon bits. forget chasing squirrels!