look at this picture from the grand canyon! see how close that guy is to the edge?! that’s living on the edge, and that’s an adventure i don’t think i want to have. i bet that cliff goes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy down.
i’m perfectly happy snoozing on the edge of my couch, dreaming about the grand canyon. and even then i get dizzy because i just don’t like heights. nope. i can climb trees okay, as long as i don’t look down, and i’m really good at climbing on the furniture. but i’ll leave the big climbing to those campers out there. i’m a happy camper staying on my couch thinking about my next meal. hey, tonight it’s tuna casserole with cream of chicken soup and shredded cheddar cheese and macaroni and yummy fried onions!
who needs adventure?