i’m a real expert on food. i should be a food critic, writing about all my culinary adventures. i could write about southern barbequed ribs or cobb salad with chicken and bleu cheese crumbs or fried catfish cooked in cornmeal for that deliciously crunchy texture, or shrimp sushi with sliced avocados, dipped in a yummy batter of egg and sugar and flour that gently teases the pallet…
what am i doing?! who could write about all that food without getting hungry?! i need to eat now! but dinner is an hour away- what am i going to do all that time?!! i’m certainly not thinking about food. i’ll explore the backyard and climb the avocado tree and… yummy sliced avocados…no! i’ll stroll around the vegetable garden and… celery sticks with peanut butter…no! i’ll take a nap by the barbeque… cheeseburgers and fries…no!!
i’m going nuts! nuts, nuts, i’d love some nuts right now! peanuts! wall nuts! almonds! i love almonds! i can’t get away from food- it’s all i can think of!
okay. i’ll just sit here not thinking of anything. ……………………………………………………………………….. ho hum, that’s better. not thinking at all. just staring at the pretty clouds in the sky………………………….that one looks like a turkey leg…….. and that one…..
it’s not easy being a pampered fat cat…
meow.