i’m the king of lyin’ around, just like this pussycat. i especially like lying on clean laundry, right after it came out of the dryer and its been folded so its nice and warm! i get so toasty that i drift off in a nice long catnap.
but someone always wakes me because they need their sweatshirt or a towel. can’t they see that i need them too? how else am i going to keep warm? of course there’s always dinner- just thinking about food makes me warm all over. and especially today because we’re having hungarian goulash with spicy flank steak and dried marjoram and a ton of paprika and garlic.
that’ll keep me warm alright!