i would be all smiles too if i was pink with purple and magenta stripes and i could disappear whenever i want! just think how easy it would be to catch birdies, or those troublesome squirrels that are always scrounging around in my backyard!
i would love to get the jump on those squirrels, just sitting there in the grass without them seeing me, and just when they stood right beside me i would say hello! and watch them jump! oh, what fun i would have. and i would do that over and over, and watch those troublemakers scramble up the tree.
and then i would take a break to eat- maybe a ham sandwich on rye with mustard and lettuce and wensleydale cheese and lots of mayo and tomatoes.