i would love to go frolicking in the woods with a toy pop gun, running around making lots of noise. just like in the cartoons where the clever rabbit outsmarts the hunter, i would sneak up on a squirrel or a duck and wake them up with a loud pop! then they would jump and stretch their bodies and bulge their eyes.
what fun it must be being a cartoon character. you can do whatever you want- you could slam into a tree and bounce right up again or make your head double in size, or your arms can pop off your body and pop right back on again. and you could eat all the time without ever getting full!
i would eat rabbit stew and roast duck and baked pheasant and fried squirrel. and it’s almost dinner time…