all these graduations going on. and all these long boring speeches, people talking about the next generation and that the future belongs to them and how this generation will solve all the world’s problems and on and on.
if i was giving a graduation speech i would just tell people to sleep a lot and to eat a lot and to relax a lot. people worry so much. i don’t worry at all, except maybe that the marinara sauce for tonight’s fried calamari is spicy enough. that’s worth worrying about!