i love birds. birds are some of the yummiest things in the world! i watch birds all day long and i ponder how good they taste. i tried catching a bird once but it was too much work and i got all tired. so i just watch them instead. the problem with that is i get so comfortable and relaxed that i doze off.
then i dream about food and i wake up with a delicious daydream in my head of something really yummy like roasted pheasant with green beans and mashed potatoes and a little caeser salad on the side. and then i want to eat but i have to wait until dinner time, and that’s for the birds!