i should win an award for my culinary talents. with my fine-tuned nose i can sniff food from across the house and i know exactly what’s for dinner. i can pick out gourmet rosemary crust lamb chop from chicken pad thai or polish sausage with cabbage or an oscar mayer wiener!
i consider myself a cuisine fine-artist. eating is an art form that few people appreciate the way i do. mealtime is sacred to me, a personal time to get in touch with the thing that matters most. for me it isn’t- and the envelope, please. it’s- and the the dinner dish, please!