watermelon, corn on the cob, hot dogs, bacon and beans, barbecue ribs, and peach cobbler for
dessert, and then a nice long cat nap! i love the 4th of july! except for that noise at night. after
eating all day long i just want to sleep, and just when i doze off i hear all this racket, and
things are exploding in the sky! how am i supposed to digest my meals?
so i just hide in a cupboard with some underpants over my ears until it’s passed. and then it’s
july 5th and i get to eat a bunch of left-overs all day long, and i don’t have to worry about
that noise anymore.