i would share my comfy pillow too except i’m so big that there isn’t space for anyone else. especially when i stretch out. i’m all for sharing, but not my dinners. that’s too much to ask of a big kitty like me. i look forward to my dinner all day long. and the next day’s dinner, and the next day’s. and especially today because i’m having a big chili cheeseburger with bleu cheese and swis cheese and bacon and lots of lettuce and extra long french fries!
and it’s over! as the numbskulls beat each other senseless, the meek intern quietly steps into the void and gets the job.
sometimes the good guys do win. and sometimes patience does pay off.
and i’m very patiently waiting for dinner. only 3 hours to go! i can hardly wait… scampi and shrimp alfredo in a light cajuun sauce with caramel ice cream for dessert.
the battle is almost over. the assistants are at each others’ throats, and the executive is furious to be working with such numbskulls. who will win the boss’ trust? who will become top dog in serving the master? tune in next tuesday for the cellular shoot-out grand finale!
meanwhile, i’m going to enjoy a roast beef sandwich.
i’m a peace lover myself. in fact, what i love most is a piece of chicken pot pie. with fresh vegetables and a slice of apple pie with pistachio ice cream. now that’s my kind of peace!
the race is on! the assistants have drawn their cellular weapons and are rushing to be the first to get the film director their boss wants to hire. zooming through their contacts, a promotion on the line, they frantically search for the name nelson, hoping it’s in their list.
i’m hoping for a grocery list. mom went shopping today, and my taste buds are set on lasagna with sweet italian sausage and chopped fresh parsley and dried basil leaves and mozzarella cheese and parmesan cheese and minced onion and yummy seasoning.
luckily i always get as much as i want, because i’m a pampered cat. and tonight i’m getting really pampered because we’re having wisconsin bratwurst with frankfurter buns and grated sharp cheddar cheese and fried, crumbled bacon. with potatoes and carrots and onion and cabbage on the side!