i would make a great gourmet chef, creating yummy pastries and cupcakes and carrot cakes and cream puffs and chocolate cranberry fudge cakes and double-chocolate puddings and all sorts of things to tickle my tummy.
problem is, i would never be able to finish my masterpieces because i would eat them before i was even done. i don’t know how those chefs make all those yummy things without eating any of it! they must be very frustrated people.
maybe i’m better off just being a fat kitty.